Holy Nerdiness, Batman!

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST

sherlockismyholmesboy:

lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil

u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch

(via shadowofagod)

Wednesday, March 27th

A Chronological Review of the Legolas Bitchface

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:

Wednesday, March 27th

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

wellokay:

#goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be pleasant i’ll tell you that much #better not show up to minas morgul for a while after this

#he’ll probably be demoted to Dementor