Nerd Swag & Pre College Ramblings

College Orientation: I looked upon the dual days of information cramming with a nervous excitement. At first at least. With a “COME AT ME BRO” attitude firmly in place I was determined to learn as much as possible, make a few friends, maybe even talk to some professors…

However, based on life’s love for trolling, I should have known these days would not progress in such an immaculate fashion.

Gifs, despite being the computer geek cousins to the picture, inherit a most important family trait: the ability to convey multiple feelings and meaning.

With this said and without any further ado… my reactions to orientation in gifs:

  • Schedule beginning at 6 AM…???

  • My boyfriend being there.

  • Random Mary Sue hitting on my boyfriend… when it was completely obvious we were (and still are, thank you very much) together.

  • Said Mary Sue’s inability to pronounce “tempestuous.”

  • The three hour information session… in the morning D:

  • Mary Sue… with her righteous southern accent… (Get away from my man)
  • Starbucks, anyone?        
  • Discovering the Anime and Psych Clubs:               
  • Being told I had swag… Awwww yeahhh
Despite the early morning starts and annoying Mary Sue, orientation was, as a whole, positively productive. Presently I find myself filled with a curious hunger… I actually want to go to class? Yes, weirdly I do. I want to improve everything. In the words of Spongebob: I’M READY.