tolovehermadly: WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH? 

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Sunday, September 9th
fuckyeahrdj: kashmir1: hawkachu: trickyshellhead: hackedmotionsensors: tardiscrash: tellxmebby: Could you imagine shopping and just looking over into the isle and seeing him (via creeperjude) There is like nothing but juice in that cart. What the hell Robert, you juice whore. THERE IS A FACE IN THE EGGS OMFG THERE IS A CREEPY FACE IN THE EGGS. WTAF. ALSO. HE IS WEARING A STARK BASEBALL CAP. STARK. I AM NOT IMAGINING THAT, RIGHT? omg rdj wtaf. is that jude law hiding in the eggs you’re walking in the dairy aisle there’s no one around and your cart is full out of the corner of your eye you spot him: RDJ he’s following you in a Stark brand cap his cart squeaks on the floor, and he narrows his eyes to a squint he’s staring at you: RDJ you’re looking for the checkout but you’re all turned around he’s walking beside you now and you can see there’s juice in his cart my god, there’s juice everywhere. shopping for your food - with RDJ you get in the same queue - with RDJ he browses through the candy Hollywood superstar RDJ picks up a pack of gum - RDJ looks at the price - RDJ puts it back on the shelf - practical shopper RDJ